The right amount of leather.

Warning, this blog will be stupid.
Wait, its always that way.


Here are the things I want to talk about.
Adam Lambert and the right amount of leather.
Cleaning the fridge.
My cat pissing on my carpet.
Stalker dogs.
Blackberrys.
Bacon.


Dear Adam Lambert: Exactly, what is the right amount of leather? I hear this line his song and everytime I say silently "what is the right amount of leather?"  Am I the only one that wonders what this is?  I envision leather assless chaps everytime.


I took on the daunting task of cleaning my fridge. Its been 3 hrs and I am still not done. Yes, Im blogging during this cleaning time. I don't know why I am blogging right now, but atleast the fridge gets a mention. 

Pisser

We renovated our basement last summer, we immediately found this weird smell.  I thought the contractors effed something up and I was pissed off. I called them in to answer for that.  They advised they did nothing wrong and that smell was animal urine.  I was insulted! No way could my precious dogs and cats do that.   We have steam cleaned the carpet in that area and done many treatments, with no success. I think ultimately we have to replace the underlay.  Well, the other day, Hilary, Michelle and I were watching tv in the basement and Hilary says "Look at how Gizmo is sitting, its funny!", we look over and he is in the position to pee or poop.  I yell at him and he runs away. I feel the carpet, and its wet. Gizmo has been peeing in the location of the smell!  I am so mad! I went to Pet Planet and talked to the girl there about it, she had almost the same scenario, she recommended a product for cleaning the carpet. Hopefully it will. She said if that didnt work to steam clean not using the typical products, but with Nature's Miracle cleaner. Dang cat.


We also have two golden retrievers, Amber and Zakia.  We call them Stalker Dogs.  They often just sit and stare at you.  They follow you. If you move, they move. Their bond to Andrew is weird to me. I don't get it.  They are so clingy and attention whores.  But we love them.  


I am so excited, Matt and Michelle got Blackberry's!!!! I am jealous, that Michelle got a better one than me!  But happy none the less. I hear that Matt's finfers are too fat to type.  It will get better Matty!


Last but not least. BACON.  While cleaning my fridge today, I found a pack of bacon I bought last week.  We cooked and ate this glorious bacon.  I really want a donut with a maple glaze and crumbled bacon on top. I know this would be good.  I know it.  Bacon doesn't make things worse, it makes them better!


Well, I suppose I should get back to that fridge cleaning...im so close to be done. Well not really. But I know it won't get done while I play on the internet.